IMPORTANT NOTICE FROM THE MANUFACTURER
October 21, 2009IMPORTANT NOTICE FROM THE MANUFACTURER
The Maker of all human beings will be recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the central component of the heart. This is due to malfunctioning in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all
subsequent units.
This defect has been technically termed “Subsequential Internal Non-Morality,” commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.
Some other symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or convulsion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is: P.R.A.Y.E.R. Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component. No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self-control
N.B: Please consult the
operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.
Thank you for your attention!
Your FATHER in Heaven.
P.S: Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father by any time by ” Kneemail”.
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